…and the winning caption goes to Bob Semple

“I’m going to stay like this until Masters raise my handicapt to 49!”

Here are the not-so-lucky captions we  received . . .

• “I left Dave Witehira a choice of two reds”
• “It’s tough at the top”
• “Dear God.  I wonder if you could just let me use this crutch as a cue, then I might be able to hit the bloody ball.”
• Looks like Ron enjoys watching safety play too!”
• Time to go home Ron, tournament’s over!”
• “Honestly, Wayne, this game of human chess you’ve got us playing is putting me to sleep faster than it takes you to make a cannon!”
• Ron realised that his new snooker cue wasn’t producing the expected results.
• A break in time.
• These aids are sure tiring.
• Rip Van Milicich cradling his latest Predator Cue in readiness for the Handicap Tournament.
• All those years and all those titles.